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If you die, you will be resurrected and placed on top of a moving truck.įortunately, we’re not talking about Milton Keynes.If the surface is anything BUT the aforementioned white truck, regardless of whether it is in flight, in motion, suspended in the air, made out of paper or steel, regardless of material, location or movement, it will kill you with the slightest of touches.Destroyed trucks do not count, nor do parked trucks, only trucks which are moving will keep you alive, and only white trucks, painted white from cabin to rear doors.

The truck must be white, have eight wheels, and must be in motion at the time, which direction the truck is travelling in is irrelevant, as long as the engine is running and it’s capable of being roadworthy.

If the surface you are standing on is a truck, or part of a truck, you will live.

Now, if the job of a speedrunner is bad, then whoever inhabits the world of clustertruck must have been a kitten killer in a previous life, because now, I want you to picture the following world: No, their job is to keep charging suicidally ever faster until they go splat into something. So spare a thought for the people who inhabit the world of speedrun games, because they don’t GET a day off, theirs is to toil, they have no escape, generally no ending which involves a quiet day in the sunset.

Imagine if you will that Mario has hung up his dungarees and settled down for a bit of quiet time in the castle with Princess Peach, Link has gone off for a romantic walk with Zelda, in most cases, the heroes of the piece get to enjoy some respite.Īuthor:Hobbes Steam: Released Developer: Landfall Games Publisher: tinyBuild Genre: Jumping from truck to truck Release date: 27 Sep, 2016 Just run with me on this for a moment, indulge my brief insanity here please, this will all make sense shortly. Occasionally, late at night, I like to imagine the lives of the heroes of the various games that we, people, play.